…are taking place at Theatre 62, West Wickham, in July.
Thursday 19th July – 8.00 pm
Tuesday 24th and Thursday 26th July – 8.00 pm
Rehearsal nights will be Tuesday and Thursdays starting in early Sept. There will be some Sunday rehearsals. Please note: the years below refer to the ages to be portrayed and are a guide.
Email: firstname.lastname@example.org if unable to attend audition dates
Posing as amateur musicians, Professor Marcus and his ruthless gang of criminal misfits rent rooms in the lopsided house of sweet but strict Mrs Wilberforce. The villains plot to involve her, unwittingly, in Marcus’ brilliantly conceived heist job. The police are left stumped but Mrs Wilberforce becomes wise to their ruse and Marcus concludes that there is only one way to keep the old lady quiet. With only her parrot, General Gordon, to help her, Mrs Wilberforce is alone with five desperate men. But who will be forced to face the music?
MRS LOUISA WILBERFORCE = Old lady. Sweet and unassuming. She has to interact with her parrot, General Gordon. Age: 70 + but female of any age welcome to audition.
PROFESSOR MARCUS = The leader of the group of would-be robbers. Devious yet disarmingly charming. Age: 40+ but again can be aged up.
MAJOR COURTNEY = A typical army type, gone through Eton and Sandhurst “What what”. Age: 50+
HARRY ROBINSON= Young “Spiv” and “teddy boy” type. Age: 20-30
ONE-ROUND = Ex boxer. Unfortunately as his name suggests famous for not winning in the first round. Big guy though and still tough. Age: 30-45
LOUIS HARVEY= The most sinister of the gang with an air of menace and trusting no one. Age 30s to early 50s.
CONSTABLE MACDONALD = Good old fashioned, solid, Bobby. Loves walking the beat and checking up on old ladies who’ll offer him a cuppa. Age: 30-50
MRS JANE TROMLEYTON
A friend of Mrs Wilberforce. Loves tea, cake and gossip. Age: 70+ but again can be aged up.
Mrs Wilberforce’s Guests: 5 Females who attend the musical soirée hosted by Mrs Wilberforce who have non-scripted parts, but make plenty of noise!